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Donkey-Kiss Valentine! Personalized Valentine Package Digital or Mail (Do

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$10.00

Flowers are fine.
Cards are expected.
This one shows up with chocolate, a donkey, and opinions.

 

A Donkey Kiss Valentine lets you send a funny, unexpected Valentine delivered by Loki, one of the resident donkeys at Angels Acres Farm Animal Sanctuary. Choose a digital delivery, a mailed gift box, or both — either way, it’s memorable in the best possible way.

 

Choose Your Delivery Option

 

💻 Digital Donkey Kiss — $10

Perfect for last-minute gifts, long-distance Valentines, or anyone who would laugh at a donkey showing up in their inbox.

Includes:

  • 🎥 A short Valentine's Day themed video card featuring Loki the donkey 

  • 💌 A personalized email message "written from Loki"

  • 📧 Delivered by email on Valentine’s Day

  • ❤️ Supports the rescue and care of farm animals

Note: the email message is personalized. The video is not. Loki does not take direction.

 

📦 Mailed Donkey Kiss Valentine Package — $25 (Free Shipping)

A real Valentine you can open, keep, and enjoy — with chocolate involved.

Includes:

  • 💌 A double-sided printed Valentine card featuring Loki
    (front: photo of Loki,  back: a fun Donkey Kiss phrase from Loki)

  • A personalized letter "from Loki", just for your recipient

  • 🍫 A small box of Lindor truffles

  • 🧲 A small ornate framed photo magnet with Loki’s picture

  • 🐴 A large Loki sticker that reads “Donkey Kisses Are My Favorite”

  • 🎥 The Digital Donkey Kiss included, delivered by email

  • ❤️ Free shipping

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Why people love Donkey Kisses

 

  • They’re funny, unexpected, and genuinely memorable

  • They work for friends, coworkers, teens, and adults

  • They don’t take Valentine’s Day too seriously

  • Every Donkey Kiss helps care for rescued animals

 

This isn’t a generic Valentine.
It’s a donkey named Loki showing up with Valentine energy to say, “You’re important.”

 

Ordering notes

  • Quantities for mailed Donkey Kisses are limited

  • Digital Donkey Kisses are delivered by email

  • All Donkey Kisses help support the animals at Angels Acres

 

Let us know if we should reveal who sent them the Goat-Gram, or you can remain anonymous!

 

You will also receive a copy of the email at the same time as your recipient!

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Personalized email/letter styles:

 

Your recipient will receive a personalized email/letter from Loki - we can't guarantee his exact words, but you can choose the style of the email!

 

Sweet

Warm, thoughtful, and heartfelt. 

 

Example preview:  "...I was told to deliver a special kiss just for you.  I may be a donkey, but I know when someone is worth showing up for. This Valentine is for you.”

 

Silly

Playful, lighthearted, and donkey-approved chaos.

 

Example preview:  “...Apparently someone thinks you’re special enough to get a kiss from me. I don’t fully understand Valentine’s Day, but I do understand snacks, so I agreed.”

 

Sassy

Confident, funny, and a little opinionated.

 

Example preview:  "...You’re getting a kiss from me for Valentine's Day.  Never been kissed by a Donkey?  Today's your day, and its going to be life changing for you.  You're welcome."

 

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Mail packages will be mailed out on Monday, February 9th to ensure it arrives in plenty of time for Valentine's Day!  Please be sure to place your order by February 7th.   Digital orders can be placed through February 14th.   All digital orders will be sent on February 14th.

Let them know its from you, or send anonymous?

Package Type

Email/Letter Style

Recipient's First Name

Up to 50 characters.

Recipient's Email Address

Up to 50 characters.

Quantity

ORDER CUT-OFF DATE: FEBRUARY 7TH

All orders for MAIL GOAT-GRAM PACKAGES must be placed no later than Friday February 7th, to ensure we have enough time to carefully pack your order and get it to your recipient before Valentine's Day!  Missed the cut-off?  You can still send the digital version through February 14th!

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